Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Farmville is her only friend.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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