Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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