A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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