My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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