Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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