my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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