Well douche your snatch and let's go!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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