In the future we'll all be gay
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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