sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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