He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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