I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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