I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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