i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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