all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize