kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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