how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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