Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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