My brain says no but my pants say off.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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