My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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