every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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