Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wish my penis had a tongue
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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