So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
