i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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