he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
This baby is an asshole
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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