Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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