I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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