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I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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