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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it