On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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