When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.