Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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