I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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