Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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