Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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