Quick, to the slutcave!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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