I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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