Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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