loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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