So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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