i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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