i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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