I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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