i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i now understand why vodka
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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