Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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