i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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