You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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