seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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