Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My bed smells like the plague
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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