Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I need moral support for this bender
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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