Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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