she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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