you win again, gameday.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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