if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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