He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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