isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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i came on her dog
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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