I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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