just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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