I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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