how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Randomize
