the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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